Maxwell Silverhammer. I might have been named after a serial killer.....

Can Shepard Book just live in my apartment and say cool shit?

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cigaretteburnsandwhips:

i always knew i loved hyenas for some reason.

Neat.

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be4utiful-ending:

#no really #say those in snape’s voice

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lestradehasthephonebox:

Two words: Lucius.  Malfoy.

Why is Moaning Myrtle in there at the end? MAKES NO SENSE!

lestradehasthephonebox:

Two words: Lucius.  Malfoy.

Why is Moaning Myrtle in there at the end? MAKES NO SENSE!

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laughfloor:

GPOY of every single person on Tumblr.

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iwillbeyourgoal:

eastcoastaddiction:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

pleasurableannihilation:

r-i-o-t:

alyssautopsy:

So, my sister told me she was going to be a youth minster and this is what I did.
Fuck god, believe in yourself.

“you want to be a youth minister? im so angry im going to tape an inverted cross to my tits”

I kinda hope the tape causes a rash.

your parents loved your sister more didn’t they

I’m cracking up

i hope when you take the tape off it rips some of your skin off
what a dick let your sister do what she wants

Jesus fuck! Can everyone just stop being so intolerant of each other. I don’t give a fuck what your religion, race, or sexual orientation is. Just don’t be an asshole. That’s it.

iwillbeyourgoal:

eastcoastaddiction:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

pleasurableannihilation:

r-i-o-t:

alyssautopsy:

So, my sister told me she was going to be a youth minster and this is what I did.

Fuck god, believe in yourself.

“you want to be a youth minister? im so angry im going to tape an inverted cross to my tits”

I kinda hope the tape causes a rash.

your parents loved your sister more didn’t they

I’m cracking up

i hope when you take the tape off it rips some of your skin off

what a dick let your sister do what she wants

Jesus fuck! Can everyone just stop being so intolerant of each other. I don’t give a fuck what your religion, race, or sexual orientation is. Just don’t be an asshole. That’s it.

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jpaquet:

jegheterpaige:

Hogback Mountain. Marquette, MI

again, home.

I miss this place.

jpaquet:

jegheterpaige:

Hogback Mountain. Marquette, MI

again, home.

I miss this place.

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mslestrades:

together we’re invincible

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